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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • The Mixer

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  • 50 favorites

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Hayz071's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 16 August 2012 19:36 / United States - Houston

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

By jannister - / Monday 13 August 2012 19:25 / Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 August 2012 16:50 / Canada - London

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

By sal - / Sunday 19 August 2012 02:48 / United States - Rexburg