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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    63%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    13%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    52%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
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Havok87's favorite FMLs

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

By trolls have hit the gutters - / Tuesday 17 February 2015 18:23 / United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 16 January 2015 22:15 / United States - Waynesboro

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML

By 404: fuck not given - / Sunday 23 November 2014 16:34 / United States - Saint Louis

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

By Gassy and sassy - / Sunday 7 December 2014 06:15 / United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

By WTF / Wednesday 3 December 2014 21:21 / United States - Conroe