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Hatepineapple's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

By danii / Tuesday 4 October 2011 01:19 / Reserved

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 18 July 2011 04:26 / United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

By horn-y - / Tuesday 23 November 2010 18:23 / United States

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 22 October 2010 09:04 / Australia

Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

By studentdriver828 - / Friday 12 June 2009 06:13 / United States