About Happyapy
Feel free to send me a message! Tell me something interesting or just plain cool. I'm absolutely awful at prompt replies, but I will respond... eventually. If you can't think of something to say, one can never go amiss with physics.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

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  • 50 favorites

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    10%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    20%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    51%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    49%
  • 50 quality comments

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    20%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Happyapy's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

By xxSecretAngelxx / Monday 19 August 2013 18:35 / United States - Fayetteville

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

By dullstuff - / Thursday 21 July 2011 12:34 / Belgium

Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML

By shoeaddiikt - / Wednesday 7 October 2009 07:48 / Australia

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

By whyme102008 / Wednesday 13 July 2011 06:32 / United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

By sad - / Saturday 8 January 2011 05:22 / United States