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Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

By Lifeguard - / Saturday 4 April 2009 19:03 / United States

Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

By Sigh - / Sunday 13 September 2009 12:42 / Australia

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 July 2009 13:49 / United States

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

By Tired - / Monday 13 July 2009 13:25 / Philippines

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

By robinhoood - / Sunday 12 July 2009 05:38 / United States