About Hallix
I always fall in love with fictional characters. And then they die.
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Hallix's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 2 April 2013 09:22 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

By PeeLeg - / Monday 11 March 2013 07:43 /

Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML

By hejdixjeln / Sunday 17 March 2013 10:25 / United States - Evanston

Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML

By Neversleepingthereagain - / Thursday 28 February 2013 19:00 / United States - Manchester

Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML

By MickyIsEVIL / Tuesday 9 April 2013 11:05 / Japan - Nagoya