About Hairt
I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best.
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Hairt's favorite FMLs

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

By Lauren / Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13 / Australia

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 April 2009 04:14 / United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

By Mark - / Monday 30 March 2009 07:06 / United States