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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

By Dick the Greater - / Friday 25 October 2013 22:08 /

Today, I was walking down the street when a "homeless" man asked for money. I gave him a dollar and he got up and called his friend on an iPhone. FML

By Kaka_Karrot_Kake / Friday 13 September 2013 13:49 / United States - Houston

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

By Evil_Angel_90 - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:36 / Australia

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

By :| - / Thursday 12 September 2013 22:27 / Sweden - V?llingby

Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML

By zcollins / Tuesday 10 September 2013 15:52 / United States - Pleasanton