About Guitarfreak1509
I go to school, play a lot of volleyball, and play guitar. I love music and all of my friends!
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Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 14 August 2010 20:43 / United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

By mster233 - / Saturday 9 October 2010 03:29 / United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:06 / United States

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

By Username / Monday 13 September 2010 01:38 / France

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

By Biological - / Thursday 11 February 2010 12:22 / United States