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    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    229%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    12%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    29%
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Groovy579's favorite FMLs

Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML

By neighbor / Sunday 26 January 2014 13:08 / Australia - Mosman

Today, after working 12 hours, my scooter broke down 2 miles from home. I had to walk myself and my scooter home all uphill. My boyfriend and his friends drove by, honked and kept going. FML

By shanannygians07 - / Sunday 26 January 2014 06:46 / United States - Rialto

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

By MH / Friday 24 January 2014 12:36 / Norway - Sandnes

Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML

By smileydays / Wednesday 29 January 2014 03:09 / Canada - Merritt

Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML

By soon to be unemployed - / Tuesday 28 January 2014 22:36 / United Kingdom - Southampton