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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Gress269's favorite FMLs

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

By Lea - / Monday 16 January 2012 20:18 / Denmark

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 16 January 2012 16:10 / United States

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

By Liz / Thursday 11 August 2011 02:21 / United States

Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML

By feistychick - / Saturday 25 April 2009 13:31 / United States