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By Dunzo15 - / Saturday 2 May 2009 06:28 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

By soooyeah - / Thursday 30 April 2009 12:15 / United States