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JUST KEEP LOSING FOR NOW. JOB HOUSE WIFE DOG SPORTS. good thing i haven't lose a hand. :)
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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

By hahahehehohohoo - / Saturday 7 February 2009 03:55 / United States

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 October 2010 06:24 / United Kingdom

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 4 October 2010 21:42 / Canada

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

By fmldailyyy / Saturday 18 September 2010 23:13 / Ireland

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 September 2010 14:04 / Denmark