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Goldhighways's favorite FMLs

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 November 2010 20:36 / Canada

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:06 / France

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 October 2010 21:54 / United States

Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML

By kronin / Tuesday 12 October 2010 10:59 / United States

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 13 October 2008 08:28 /