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Goldenturtlez's favorite FMLs

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

By / Tuesday 30 December 2009 11:16 / France

Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML

By whatdoesitmatter - / Tuesday 1 October 2013 10:47 / India - Erayu

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 September 2013 21:33 / United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

By Grand Slam - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:44 / Belgium - Leuven

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML

By Are you kidding me? / Monday 9 September 2013 20:51 / United States - Kansas City