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Ohai dere. It's Ariel. But this is Jessica writing is. Isn't that funny?! Kay so, Ariel likes gingers. A few in particular, though. Pickles the Drummer, Derek Bloom, and that little creeper Jessica calls nugget. Pedos like to stalk me, I think its 'cause i'm so awesome. Or I have an attraction to pedos and creepers. I watch Metalocalypse more than a hooker gets laid. It's awesome, you should watch it. Hey guise, nickles is money too. Anyways, LOL. Ariel can edit better than me, in fact she puts me to shame. You know why? I said so. WHY ARE YOU READING ALL THIS AND NOT TELLING ME HOW AWESOME I AM?! Jessica loves her like Pickles loves being drunk. And if you'd were cool, you'd find that out too. If you don't agree I'll have my guys [Jorma Taccone, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles, Dan Whitesides] come and cut your nugget off. KTHNXBAI!
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:12 / United States