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Ghostmuffin's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    17%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    4%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Ghostmuffin's favorite FMLs

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

By kindergarten teacher / Saturday 23 March 2013 13:25 / United States - Hanford

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 October 2012 05:18 / France - Saint-renan

Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

By Doritos - / Thursday 17 June 2010 08:06 / United States

Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

By xero_art - / Friday 26 June 2009 09:51 / United States