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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    5,900%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    2,200%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    5%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    10%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    8%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    16%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Ghostland's favorite FMLs

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

By gutav indogop / Friday 24 June 2011 06:47 / Switzerland

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

By Boo Boo - / Sunday 22 January 2012 04:23 / United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

By FML / Wednesday 18 January 2012 19:41 / United States

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

By Liz / Thursday 11 August 2011 02:21 / United States

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

By failure - / Thursday 14 July 2011 16:24 / Russian Federation