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  • It's in the can!

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Ghm1234's favorite FMLs

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:43 / United States

Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 8 December 2011 18:14 / United States

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

By gtfoocd - / Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:20 / United States

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

By Dante178 - / Thursday 8 December 2011 20:41 / United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

By disappoint / Thursday 8 December 2011 09:14 / United States