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Ghettosmurfz's favorite FMLs

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

By Fag_Hag - / Friday 6 February 2009 01:30 / United States

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

By Grant / Friday 11 January 2013 00:51 / United States

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

By kk / Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:07 / United States

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

By gassy / Monday 7 January 2013 15:40 / United States - Aubrey

Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML

By ShadowReaper101 - / Saturday 29 December 2012 07:41 / United States - Lake Forest