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By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2009 06:59 / United States
By piratequeen - / Friday 7 August 2009 17:39 / United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

By unbelievable208 - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 05:28 / United States
By theregoesmyspermcount - / Sunday 2 August 2009 22:45 / United States
By saynotochrispine - / Tuesday 28 July 2009 04:15 / United States