About Ged
J'ai essayé une fois de soumettre une vdm, mais elle a été refusée. C'est scandaleux : c'était la plus drôle jamais postée de l'histoire de toutes les vdm. C'était LA vdm. Et puisqu'elle a été refusée, éh bah je boude, na. Je n'en posterai plus jamais, tant pis pour vous. Je les garde pour ma personne. C'est en fait bien mieux, puisque l'idée même d'être le seul à pouvoir en profiter me fait rire et ainsi, je suis très occupé : je passe environ un tiers de mes journées à rire. C'est. Génial. Bon donc je boude mais pas trop quand même parce que je suis vraiment sympa. Donc je modère les vdm des autres. Vraiment, je suis sympa quand j'y pense parce que je vous évite de lire toutes les horreurs que je me tape pour vous éviter de les lire... Quel cercle infernal... Tiens, mais si je voulais me venger, je n'aurais qu'à mettre "Oui" sur toutes les vdm auxquelles je souhaiterais attribuer un "Non" et LÀ vous souffririez !
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