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Gavinbanks's favorite FMLs

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

By SadDad / Friday 6 March 2009 01:51 / United States

Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML

By gavinbanks / Sunday 21 July 2013 22:55 / United States - Medford

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

By thebeachisthatway - / Monday 22 October 2012 18:56 / United States - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 14 August 2012 05:16 / United States - Norfolk

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

By Lucy / Saturday 21 July 2012 07:40 / United States - La Mesa