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Surfing is my life, as I walk out of the ocean I drip sarcasm.
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 January 2014 16:12 / United States - Shelbyville

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 January 2014 04:21 / United States - Baltimore

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

By ElephantLover - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 20:14 / United States - San Diego

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

By feiedbutter - / Saturday 7 December 2013 14:55 / Canada - Ottawa