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Surfing is my life, as I walk out of the ocean I drip sarcasm.
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Gatorbait231's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Anonymous - / Friday 10 January 2014 16:12 / United States - Shelbyville
By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 January 2014 04:21 / United States - Baltimore
By ElephantLover - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 20:14 / United States - San Diego
By feiedbutter - / Saturday 7 December 2013 14:55 / Canada - Ottawa