About Gabechriswill
Names Gabe or Gabriel, whatever You prefer. From Ohio but now live in Georgia. Good listener. I appreciate the beauty in things and/or one's compassion. I like to get out and do things with friends. Mild Gamer. Optimistic and can find humor or a reason to smile in absolutely any situation. All around type of guy. I favor certain Hip-Hop, alt rock, electronica, classical. I'm an Account Executive for a technology/software company. I Like meeting people, so message me if you like.
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Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

By get a grip, son - / Friday 30 May 2014 20:37 / United States - Pooler

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

By fml - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 06:31 / Canada - Vancouver

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 16 April 2012 12:38 / United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

By (._. ) - / Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:35 / United States - Alburnett

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

By whipplewhip / Sunday 30 June 2013 04:21 / United States