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Fuzzycabbage's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

By anon / Monday 14 January 2013 03:00 / United States - Dublin

Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

By GiraffeLover / Friday 11 January 2013 11:36 / Australia

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

By ohfuckwaffles - / Tuesday 29 January 2013 05:28 / United States - Bremerton

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

By Kitten_Love / Monday 28 January 2013 19:52 / France - Paris

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 January 2013 17:58 / United States - Arlington