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  • Checking you out

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Night owl

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    65%
  • 42

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    0%
  • One more and it's business time

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    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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    1%
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    4%
  • The return of the thumb

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    6%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    13%
  • A new thumb

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    32%
  • 50 quality comments

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    26%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    22%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    75%
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Froggyjade's favorite FMLs

Today, the only conversation I had with my mother where she didn't explode into a hissy fit was about peanut butter vs. almond butter. And even then she was starting to get mad at me. FML

By anon - / Friday 27 December 2013 06:40 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML

By Lucie / Monday 23 December 2013 01:51 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

By mustabeendrugs - / Monday 14 October 2013 01:14 / United States - Tucson

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 October 2013 23:46 / United States - Paramus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 17 October 2013 13:43 / United States - Romulus