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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

By PicturePerfect - / Monday 2 March 2009 21:33 / Canada

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

By Kelli - / Saturday 28 August 2010 04:56 / United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

By chewybarseventy - / Tuesday 24 August 2010 06:17 / United States

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

By RyanM - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:00 / France

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

By Nick - / Thursday 11 February 2010 18:35 / United States