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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

By Mason_Jayson / Sunday 22 March 2009 19:45 / United States