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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • A new thumb

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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  • One more and it's business time

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Floral100's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

By jilted - / Saturday 21 March 2009 07:15 / United States

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

By donttouchmyhair - / Wednesday 19 March 2014 18:14 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 March 2014 21:31 / United States - Arlington

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML

By NotInTheRightPlace - / Monday 17 March 2014 18:18 / United States - Falls Church

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

By my dumb bro / Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:13 / United States - Gillham