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Firehose81's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML

By LOTRfail - / Friday 27 July 2012 02:13 / United States - Malden

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

By lafinesse - / Monday 14 May 2012 22:23 /

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

By Fraser / Thursday 8 March 2012 19:03 / Canada

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

By Honey Badger - / Thursday 8 March 2012 05:47 / United States

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

By Señor Guapo - / Wednesday 4 March 2009 17:42 / United States