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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    12%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    21%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    60%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Fiixon's favorite FMLs

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

By J.Smith / Thursday 15 January 2009 16:12 / France

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 29 June 2013 14:57 / United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

By Anonymous / Friday 7 June 2013 07:10 / United States - Marion

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

By black and yellow / Monday 21 January 2013 06:32 / United States - Salinas

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

By Saradee - / Monday 24 December 2012 04:55 / United States - Inglewood