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Fckaduck's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

By ahhahaha - / Wednesday 12 August 2009 03:07 / United States

Today, I went ice skating for my friend's birthday. We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink for the next session. I don't know how to skate and my friends left me. Not only was I the last one out of the rink, but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing. FML

By elmangy - / Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:58 / United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

By frenchy - / Friday 6 February 2009 00:55 / United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 September 2009 09:41 / South Africa

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

By awilson - / Friday 11 September 2009 18:26 / United States