About Fatjacks
Hello there! I'm Rebecca. I love movies, music, video games, photography, reading, The Walking Dead, and anime. I'm single but my heart is taken. I love cats and pandas. I try my best to use correct grammar. I get on this site everyday, but I hardly ever comment because I can't think of any witty comments. ): Do people actually read these things? Unicorns.
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    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    5%
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    75%
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    16%
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    10%
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    49%
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Fatjacks's favorite FMLs

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

By lilzoot - / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:19 / United States

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

By maxedoutidiot / Thursday 13 December 2012 02:14 / United States

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 December 2012 22:40 / Sweden - V?ster

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

By Anna / Sunday 2 December 2012 08:03 / United States - Monroe

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 25 November 2012 06:56 / United States