About Entwinedrose
It seems like there are four mandatory topics on FML profiles. 1. Something about yourself. I'm cynical. I have been cynical my whole life. Believe me, I was the most cynical 5 year old you could imagine. I am an English nerd, grammar nazi, nerd and a gamer. I aspire to be a dragon rider some day. 2. Something insignificant about yourself. I am morally against oranges, summer, Twitter, and blowing your nose. I think that raking leaves is the most redundant of boring tasks. 3. A history of how you joined FML I joined FML for no real reason other than to comment and thumb comments, though I was always too lazy to go onto the computer after I clicked "activate" on my phone, and the email would expire. I finally activated it the day before my birthday, 10/8/2012. 4. Your messaging availability. I'm on the app. I will rarely answer your messages, but it might be nice to hear from strangers. I do love strangers. Especially the dangerous ones.
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Entwinedrose's favorite FMLs
By Noname / Friday 2 January 2009 03:04 / Canada
By bacon lovers worst nightmare / Wednesday 26 September 2012 06:57 / United States - San Diego
By Anonymous / Sunday 9 September 2012 12:03 / United States - Altamonte Springs
By somebody / Friday 8 June 2012 23:13 / United States - Lexington Park

Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

By Aldoch / Wednesday 30 May 2012 22:41 /