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Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

By Black / Friday 12 December 2008 03:31 / Lebanon

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 March 2009 13:04 / Malta

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

By Liz / Friday 9 January 2009 08:54 / France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

By / Thursday 1 January 2009 03:45 / France

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

By [email protected] / Saturday 3 January 2009 08:38 / France