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Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 28 December 2015 18:41 / United States - Flower Mound

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", honey. FML

By healthfreak / Sunday 7 September 2014 01:57 / United States - Marietta