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Emoaileen's favorite FMLs

Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

By WOW - / Saturday 13 July 2013 20:40 / Kenya

Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML

By tax-man / Saturday 2 March 2013 02:35 / United States - Chapin

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 26 August 2013 01:28 / United States - Marietta

Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML

By thanks mom ¬_¬ - / Saturday 24 August 2013 22:05 / United States - Carlsbad

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 1 March 2013 07:02 / United States - San Jose