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Emmy627's favorite FMLs

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

By JLoistheBomb - / Wednesday 11 February 2009 00:01 / United States

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

By lafinesse - / Monday 14 May 2012 22:23 /

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 May 2012 15:12 / United States - Monson

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

By cockblocked - / Friday 11 May 2012 18:29 / United States - Goose Creek

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

By Jesse - / Thursday 10 May 2012 21:22 / United States - Bothell