About Emchocolat
Expatriée à Mayotte pour le travail, je profite du câble sous-marin LION2 qui vient d'arriver pour... aller sur VDM :).
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Emchocolat's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, cela fait six mois que ma fille sait marcher et que j'ai l'habitude de mettre ma main sur sa tête chaque fois qu'elle se relève près d'un meuble, pour éviter qu'elle se cogne. J'en ai tellement l'habitude que je l'ai fait à mon boss quand il a ramassé son stylo en pleine réunion. VDM

By soso1007 / Friday 27 September 2013 15:56 / France - Paris

Aujourd'hui, ma chérie, invivable quelques jours par mois, a redéfini à sa manière le syndrome prémenstruel : "C'est fou ce que tu es chiant, chaque semaine précédant mes règles." VDM

By Anonyme / Wednesday 18 September 2013 22:01 / France

Aujourd'hui, mon chat a compris que quand il pleut, je l'essuie, et il adore ça. C'est déjà la quatrième fois aujourd'hui qu'il rentre, que je l'essuie, et qu'il ressort aussitôt. VDM

By Marouchka - / Sunday 15 September 2013 09:47 / France - Chapelle-vallon

Aujourd'hui, ma fille a attaqué son deuxième jour en petite section de maternelle. Le premier jour, tout s'était bien passé : pas une seule larme versée, contrairement aux autres enfants. Par contre, ce matin, c'était un océan de larmes. Elle a compris que l'école, ça allait être tous les jours. VDM

By Zouz64 / Thursday 5 September 2013 11:11 / France

Aujourd'hui, en rentrant de sa première journée de maternelle, mon fils m'a annoncé qu'il n'avait plus besoin de retourner à l'école parce qu'il avait tout appris. VDM

By Paslapeine - / Thursday 5 September 2013 00:20 / Australie - Rhodes