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Ember19's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

By gamerguru13 / Sunday 21 April 2013 12:26 / United States - New York

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

By Human fly / Sunday 21 April 2013 06:20 / Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering "you want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML

By -__- - / Sunday 11 August 2013 16:26 / Greece - Athens

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

By unlucky / Saturday 20 April 2013 21:17 / United States - Wheeling

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

By obnum / Thursday 18 April 2013 14:37 / United States