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Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML

By anonymous / Monday 9 September 2013 20:16 / United States - Round Rock

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

By meganmagee - / Monday 16 September 2013 18:47 / United States - Barnesville

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 September 2013 19:53 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 September 2013 19:32 / Iceland - Reykjav

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML

By Anonynommer - / Friday 13 September 2013 23:13 / United States - Holyoke