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Elhan8's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

By patty / Tuesday 13 January 2009 02:47 / France

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML

By annababyyyy / Monday 10 November 2014 05:01 / United States - Rockville

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

By ethawesome1125 / Monday 3 November 2014 00:11 / United States - Round Rock

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 30 October 2014 20:55 / United States - College Place

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

By Rachel / Thursday 23 October 2014 04:04 / United States - Waynesburg