About Elessar_1501
Texas. HS. 17. Music and friends are my life. Rock 'n roll. \m/. Single
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Elessar_1501's favorite FMLs

Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

By Carlee_Casten - / Tuesday 17 June 2014 20:51 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

By furball - / Sunday 15 June 2014 20:01 / - Inchture

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 14 June 2014 21:32 / United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 11 August 2014 17:24 / Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

By jackie89 - / Sunday 10 August 2014 19:26 / United Kingdom - Redruth