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Elat4lolz's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

By Black / Friday 12 December 2008 03:31 / Lebanon

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

By intheairtonight - / Wednesday 25 April 2012 06:22 / United States - Minneapolis

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

By Hakimstah - / Saturday 21 April 2012 17:38 / Lebanon

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 02:06 / France

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:31 / United States - Rock Island