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Adult angst
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El_angelroca's favorite FMLs
By LP / Monday 16 February 2015 03:25 / United States - Madison

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

By valarmorgoolies - / Friday 6 February 2015 18:51 / United States - Binghamton

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

By con135 - / Tuesday 13 January 2015 01:16 / United States - Farmingdale