About Dyschordia
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Dyschordia's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 June 2011 01:26 / Israel

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

By Willow / Friday 17 June 2011 23:32 / United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

By crushed dreams / Thursday 16 June 2011 06:20 / United States

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

By Username / Wednesday 15 June 2011 01:17 / United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

By secretpornstar / Monday 13 June 2011 19:23 / United Kingdom