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    60%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    60%
  • One more and it's business time

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Dynomitedanee's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 2 May 2013 16:49 / United States

Today, the neighbors in the next apartment reported me to the police for screaming at my newborn to "shut the hell up" every time he cries. I would never yell at my baby. My asshole of a dog on the other hand barks at everything, which terrifies the baby, causing him to cry. FML

By Annonymous_Dad - / Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:22 / United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 1 September 2011 10:52 / United States

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

By Bigpoppa0507 / Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:02 / Canada

Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML

By AllieOops - / Wednesday 17 August 2011 09:14 / United States