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Dyliumo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

By yomamma787 / Tuesday 24 November 2009 17:11 / United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

By TheMichaelNixon / Saturday 14 November 2009 21:37 / United States

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

By squidwardpotatoes - / Saturday 14 November 2009 11:08 / United States

Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML

By wetandpantsless - / Sunday 4 October 2009 04:15 / United States