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Dwshptw46's favorite FMLs

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

By not cool - / Friday 28 June 2013 05:16 / Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

By MsAnonymous17 - / Sunday 26 May 2013 23:20 / United States

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

By more than I wanted to know - / Monday 13 May 2013 19:10 / Italy - San Giustino

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

By sumhub94 - / Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:48 / United States

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

By Liferuinedforever - / Tuesday 14 May 2013 07:13 / Pakistan - Karachi